The Ur-Commonwealth of Ur Australia Under is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.704 billion Ur Australia Underians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobtown. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ur Australia Underian economy, worth 268 trillion Punds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,008 Punds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Australia Under's national animal is the Lingerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Bobist.

Ur Australia Under is ranked 236,448^th in the world and 94^th in The Regected Realns for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.